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  • Why did the gay cupcake go to the party? Curves are more fun.
  • Life’s too short for boring outfits.
  • Glitter is my cardio.
  • I don’t have an attitude problem—I have a fabulous personality.
  • Being gay isn’t a trend—it’s a lifestyle… of impeccable taste.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m gay as heck, and I love you!
  • Sparkle first, ask questions later.
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    He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner. Mega-saurous!

  • Glitter is just my natural defense mechanism.
  • Why did the gay gardener excel? His buddy sat down on the stool next to him and asked him what was the matter. St. Peter shook his head sadly. Gay and pun-tastic!

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  • Why do gay kids always smile? "Never better." The manager was impressed. So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and can't resist. You’ve come to the right place!

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  • What’s a gay vampire’s favorite color? “I use her/shey pronouns.”


    Yo mama so stupid, she thought LGBTQ+ was a premium subscription.


    What do you call a group of people waiting at Starbucks in a pride festival?
    LGB Tea Queue.


    How does a colorblind person see the LGBTQ flag?
    They see it in gayscale.


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    What do gay reindeer carry on Christmas
    A slay.


    What do you call an Asi*n person in the LGBTQ community who is addicted to video games?
    Gay Ming.


    What do you call an LGBTQ person who doesn’t take action?
    A Bi-stander.


    Why is Fonzy so popular in the LGBTQ community?
    Because he’s AYYYY sexual!


    What do you call an LGBTQ vehicle?
    A BI-cycle.


    A transgender person cut a man in line at the supermarket.
    “You’re LGBT, right?” the man asked.
    “You forgot about the ‘Q’,” they replied bluntly.
    “No,” the man said, “you did.”


    How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
    The lightbulb is fine the way it is.