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But you can not force me to be someone I'm not.
We'll take the photo thereand use it for the poster for our national campaign.
Granddad: Sounds good to me.
Riley: It don't sound good to me.
You literally gonna make me a poster child for retarded kids.
[Gasps]
Don't say the "r" word.
That's a very, very bad word!
Riley: Okay.
Granddad: Toodles!
Oh, the poor kid. How am I make it worse?
You done pissed off the fags. It's offensive to fags.
Cu-u-t!
Huey: The third and most important demand was,of course, the public apology.
Breaking news in the Riley Freeman bullying story.
It seems like the Freemans are about to give their official apology.
For days now, we've been wondering if there would be an apology.
It appears now it's going to happen in just a few minutes.
We're going live right now to Woodcrest.
Crowd: [Chanting] Gay basher!
Gay basher!
Ooh.
[Grunts] Aaah!
That's a bad word!
You're not supposed to say that word!
Riley: [Grunts] [Groans]
Uh...
[Chuckles nervously]
♪ Stomp him in the nuts ♪ ♪Stomp him in the nuts ♪
♪ Stomp him in the nuts ♪Huey: Oh, man! You're right.
Donations are so... You're urban.
You'll make gay tolerance cool,help Yes-Homo reach a younger male demographic.
Riley: What if I say no, homo?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Riley!
Riley! He's urban, he's hip.
He's an excellent way for your organization to reach a young male demographic.
Riley: Hey!
I have to talk to our P.R. Committee.
Y'all got any strawberry milk yet?
Granddad: No.
Damn! They don't never forgive!
Huey: Maybe because you keep calling them fags.
But that's what they are!
Why can't I call a fag a fag, huh?
Riley: See? He gets it.
Do you know you can't even say fag on TV anymore?
You can say "nigga" all day,but you can't say fag.
You give the meanest white man a piece of cheese and he turn into Mr. Rogers.
- Riley Freeman: Are you sure that vest will stop this shotgun?
- Ed Wuncler III: Man, I'm like the Terminator in this vest.
- [guzzles an entire beer and burps]
- Ed Wuncler III: What, you don't believe me?
What is that exactly?
Riley: It means "lettuce, gay, bacon, and tomato," granddad.
It means "lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender"...
The people you so callously...
Riley: What's "bisexual"?
Granddad: That's when they go both ways.
Riley: Oh, man! Lawsuit, damages!
That gay gold is right there!
Edit
- Huey Freeman: [at a party full of white people] Excuse me.
He looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot. He looks like he just shit a gerbil.
- [they both laugh]
- Huey: Granddad, I do not sip tea with the enemy. Let's get this shot.
Follow me.
[Cheers and applause]
[Slurps]
[Indistinct conversations]
Rriley! Say fag and they'll bleep it.
Say "nigga"...
They ain't suffered like we have.
Huey: So, we can't pay the "donation." Then what?
They gonna find some way to get that pound of flesh.
I'm telling you, your best chance is to stick with me.
I know this whole game inside and out.
Them homos can't get nothin' over on me!
Huey: And what's in it for you?
Nigga, I just need attention.
Never heard of you.
We the one that got the fags off your ass.
We got business.
Granddad: Thank you very much, Mr. Slowlove,for helping us with our little, uh...
- Huey Freeman: [at a party full of white people] Excuse me.